So this weekend i bumped into a former boyfriend as in ten years ago a skinny big boobed Chipo met a skinny big eared Matthew and then we were going out. Funny thing is Matthew was apologising to me about our very over dramatic breakup which I had really thought about for a long time.
What happened was that Matthew and his then devil sidekick friend said some very horrible and unmentionable things that shouldn't really be said to a puberty infested twelve year old girl of waning confidence. Although I was glad to hear that Matthew has since lost his devil sidekick and clearly realised the error of his ways.
Needless to say that I was actually quite excited to have a random conversation with the first guy I ever kissed and realise that a decade of my life is truly behind me. Wowie wow wow.
Hopefully this post doesn;t come back to kick me in the ass if devil sidekick decides to make an apperance and seek his revenge.
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